December 2016



‘Bring on the derp’: Alex Jones doesn’t know how breaking news works

http://twitter.com/#!/MikeRiggs/status/379636787574214656 At least six people have died following the Navy Yard shooting, but when you’re a colossal douchewad conspiracist like Alex Jones, there’s no time for mourning: http://twitter.com/#!/RealAlexJones/status/379636693323628545 Good. Lord. http://twitter.com/#!/BenHowe/status/379638879868837888 http://twitter.com/#!/TRMirCat/status/379638223422509059 Somebody’s tin foil…




Breaking News: DRACULA Found On Mars

The resemblence of a Martian rock to a coffin has got UFO enthusiasts excited, with some demanding that NASA stop studying Martian geology until Curiosity has checked the object out. As a publicly funded agency,…


25 Twitter Accounts to Make You Laugh

Breaking news and small business chatter aside, Twitter is like a playground. Various styles of “comedy” exist within the platform — I use the term loosely because you won’t always find the conventional stand-up or…


Anderson Cooper Has A “Breaking News” Problem

1. “Good evening, everyone, there’s breaking news tonight: one of the government’s leading disease fighters becoming the top health official to say this year’s flu outbreak has now reached epidemic levels.” 1/10/13, around 8 p.m….