reaking News: Aflatbed truck driving down the 101 highway in Depoe Bay, Oregon tipped over, spilling its contents all across the road.
Well, that’s sad. Not exactly sure why that is a breaking news story. Thoughts and prayers, I guess…WAIT, WHAT?!?! IT WAS CARRYING A WHOLE TRUCKLOAD OF EELS?!?
Like, seriously! Look at these pictures!
That is so many eels!
Is this the eel life? Or is this just fantasy?
WHY WHY WHY WAS ANYBODY HAULING SO MANY EELS?!?
This video gives me more questions than answers!!!
Those stains aren’t going to come out easily!
If that’s a rental, I hope that he opted for theinsurance!
Imagine trying to explain this to your body repair shop…
“Heyguys. So, me and the car had a little accident. Nothing much, just a loose bumper, broken headlight, and…oh yeah…35 eels jammed into the radiator. You know, the usual.”
I have never seen that many congressmen in the same place at the same time.
I’m not sure where this truck was headed, but I’ve got an ‘eelingtheir neighbors aren’t going to be too upset it never arrived.